There Is One Thing Republicans Lack

So did the Tin Man.

Man Arrested in Church Abuse Revenge Beating

Whatever happened to "Turning the Other Cheek"?

Poll: Four in Five Want New Blood in Congress

And by Halloween, even the senators will have become vampires.

Spiritual guardian of Indonesian volcano dies

Now the volcano must look after itself.

Plan would make 80% of L.A. taxis green in 5 years

If only they could also do that for the traffic signals...

Chilean mine rescue hits home for Eau Claire couple

Wow, that drill-bit was WAY off course.

Nick's Headlines is taking a break

I'm taking a break from this blog. I should be back by late October.

Pregnant nun ice cream ad banned

Is ice cream too sinful?

Irish premier denies being drunk, hung over on air

Oh, so it was tea-shock?

Dad to Testify in 'Indescribable' Home Invasion

How?

Pope's Glasgow visit: pilgrims told to make sacrifices to attend open-air mass

Didn't Jesus replace those with the Eucharist?

Tattoos are free speech protected by Constitution, U.S. appeals court rules

It's called the right to bare arms.

Why Foreign Businesses in China Are Getting Mad

Due to the lack of Chinese satirical magazines?

Who is the Rev. Terry Jones?

As director of Monty Python's Life of Brian, he must be an expert on religion.

Justin Bieber takes up 3 percent of Twitter servers

...while the other 97% have equally important information.