Democrat Abuses Spurred GOP Filibusters

Quite right too. Filibusters shouldn't wear spurs.

Lindsay Lohan battery case strong enough for prosecutors to consider charges, detectives conclude

Now why did this advertisement accompany this story?

Broken Glass Yields Clues to Climate Change

I say the glass fell because the weather changed, not the other way round.

VAT rise 'puts £250,00 jobs at risk'

Especially this sub-editor's.

Job cut notices to arrive 'like confetti'

Are shredded notices valid?

Porn Movie Company Has Another Offer for OctoMom

Are they remaking Octopussy?

Spider-Woman Is Leaving Troubled ‘Spider-Man’

At least she's not eating him.

Deputies Say Robber Wore Same Clothing To Three Holdups

Definitely a case for the fashion police...

Audit under way at troubled north suburban waste agency

A good place to look for it.

Snowstorm heads south; some flights canceled

Or maybe you got no presents because you've been naughty this year.

Cosmic Reincarnation Idea May Be Dead

For now, that is.

Pope Says Sex Scandal Has Hit Unimaginable Dimension

No, those pictures are faked.

Snow Hampers Travel in Europe

They're about the only things that can.

Long Beach Police Standoff In Progress At Hotel

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Cash-strapped monks look to fully tap their baking power

So will they still be called friars?