Retired Avondale police dog dies

Logically, for there to be "Top Stories" there must also be ones like this.

4,535 pounds of pot found on cattle truck in Arizona

Of course. How else would you make pot roast?

Janitor shoots California school principal to death

Who will clean up the blood?

Study: Super Bowl Stress Can Raise Heart Deaths in Fans

Is it stress, or cholesterol-laden chips?

Looters Rip Heads Off 2 Mummies At Egyptian Museum

Will that prevent them from returning to power?

Egypt's Internet goes dark during political unrest

A modern-day plague, or just a "denial" of service?

Ant Farm co-inventor Milton Levine of Thousand Oaks dies at 97

Coming soon: Uncle Milton's worm farm?

Tucson restaurant won't serve African lion tacos

That's OK, he doesn't like tacos anyway.

Banker Ensnared in Galleon Case

I see even Gringotts has its share of problems these days.

Greens pull out of Irish coalition government

So what color will we wear on March 17?

Balls back at the heart of Labour as Johnson quits

I have trouble visualizing this anatomically.

Bits: Pay by Phone at Starbucks

And download an appuccino?

Self-Assembling Structures Open Door to New Class of Materials

Those smart buildings must be stopped, or they will take over the world!

Joint Replacements Keep Dogs in the Running

It's cheaper to replace the whole dog.

In Pittsburgh, a Quarterback Split

Into two eighths?