Thursday, September 15, 2011

Asian Tiger Mosquito Spotted in Southern California

Doesn't that make it an American leopard mosquito?

Monday, September 12, 2011

Saturday, September 10, 2011

Scientists Reveal How Hummingbirds Sing with Their Tail Feathers

But they can't yet explain how politicians do it.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Heat-Seeking Missiles Vanish From Libyan Stores

Was it getting too chilly for them?

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Shark fin soup one step closer to being banned in California

If they can eat us, why can't we eat them?

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

Saturday, August 6, 2011

How Arctic leader shot dead killer polar dear

Eskimo Nell all over again?

Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Borders to Shut Down

But will that stop the illegal immigrants?

Friday, July 8, 2011

IMF agrees to give Greece $4.2 billion

How many chambermaids does that pay for?

Tears and cheers as the world bids farewell to shuttle

So it's not coming back?

Friday, June 24, 2011

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Japanese underworld tries to cash in on tsunami clean-up

It created the tsunami, so why not reap the rewards?

Porn star to reveal links with Representative Weiner

How will she choose the lucky sausage?