Woman Forced to Sit Next to Dead Man in 10-Hour Flight From Hell

She was lucky to get out of there at all.

Governor allows serial killer to search for victims

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jets goalie Pavelec sentenced for drunk driving

The Czech is in the jail?

Obama: Washington feels as broken as it did four years ago

It could be worse...but if it is, he's not admitting it.

Recovery of most complete skeleton of human ancestor to be streamed live

The age of miracles is upon us....

3-month-old kitten survives trip in freight container from Shanghai, China to Los Angeles

Thus creating a parallel universe in which it didn't?

Worm lifetime 'longer in space'

Yes, time stands still in those wormholes.

Queens Teacher Banned From City Schools For Over-The-Top Sex Ed Class

I don't know where to begin with this one...

U.S. Military Suicides in 2012: 155 Days, 154 Dead

Looks like they missed February 29.

NHS chief to investigate overnight discharges

Or he could just go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Ohio man charged after six puppies found in suitcase

...but five of them got away.

Protesters link arms around the world to decry nuclear power

Thousands drown after someone on the beach gets a text.

Nicolas Sarkozy: there are too many foreigners in France

Yes, the place is full of them.

Hostess' lingerie found in the room of the Costa Concordia captain

A new twist on "going down" with the ship?

Disney changes dress code to allow employees to grow beards

Happy will be happy -- but Dopey won't care.