Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Yard

Did he forget to kill her first?

Romney: I’ve paid at least 13 percent tax rate in each of past 10 years

Yes, but 13% of nothing is still nothing.

Badminton Players Disqualified for Throwing Matches

Quite right too. They could have started a fire.

Man Charged With Feeding Gator That Bit Off His Hand

Isn't that double jeopardy?

Colorado suspect was seeing psychiatrist, attorneys say

Giving them an insanity defense AND someone to sue!

Romney Stumbles as He Kicks Off Overseas Trip

And puts his foot in his mouth, too.

Woman Forced to Sit Next to Dead Man in 10-Hour Flight From Hell

She was lucky to get out of there at all.

Governor allows serial killer to search for victims

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jets goalie Pavelec sentenced for drunk driving

The Czech is in the jail?

Obama: Washington feels as broken as it did four years ago

It could be worse...but if it is, he's not admitting it.

Recovery of most complete skeleton of human ancestor to be streamed live

The age of miracles is upon us....

3-month-old kitten survives trip in freight container from Shanghai, China to Los Angeles

Thus creating a parallel universe in which it didn't?

Worm lifetime 'longer in space'

Yes, time stands still in those wormholes.

Queens Teacher Banned From City Schools For Over-The-Top Sex Ed Class

I don't know where to begin with this one...

U.S. Military Suicides in 2012: 155 Days, 154 Dead

Looks like they missed February 29.