Hurricane Sandy still on track to deliver a major blow to East Coast

In more senses than one.

Obama video compares voting to losing virginity

So what is the equivalent of a hanging chad?

Study Finds 88% of Sexual Content Posted by Young Folks Online Stolen by Porn Sites

How much does a researcher earn, looking at online porn?

N.J. town mourns as girl's body is found in recycling

As it is said: earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Specter laid to rest near Philadelphia

All in a day's work for Ghostbusters.

Xbox Runaways Found in Eureka, Ill.

How appropriate.

Earth-Sized Planet Discovered Orbiting Around Nearest Star

This is news?

Los Angeles takes next step toward ID cards for undocumented immigrants

That's one way to reduce their numbers, I suppose.

New York's Trinity Church forced to cancel Halloween fest over Occupy Wall Street camp

Why was the church celebrating Halloween anyway?

Dawn Sees Hydrated Minerals on Giant Asteroid

What has she been smoking?

A Faded Piece of Papyrus Refers to Jesus’ Wife

An ancient piece of fan fiction?

School Year Just Begun, Teachers Strike Looms in Chicago

Luddites!

Private Neil Armstrong service planned for Friday

US Army promotions are apparently harder to attain than the Moon.

'Legitimate rape' rarely causes pregnancy, GOP Senate candidate says

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Yard

Did he forget to kill her first?