'Portenous' takes Northville Christian student to national bee

I see you've fixed your headline, but you should hire her to fix your link also.

New Texts Found in Caves That Yielded Dead Sea Scrolls

Old ones would have been more interesting...

Son Repays Her Mother Thirty Years Later

...after gender reassignment?

Girl, 10, crashes mom's SUV into Denver DMV office

That's an automatic fail.

Racist Flier Sent to UCLA Asian American Studies Center

...where he'll receive cultural sensitivity training?

Winter storm warning for Stark County canceled

"Winter is coming" no more?

Student's Pants Set Afire by Apple iPhone

I blame that new lie-detector app.

Air Force nuke officers caught up in big cheating scandal

Isn't that a bit drastic, even for the Air Force?

Man Loses 392 Pounds After Seeing His Obese Reflection on TV Screen

That's why a real couch potato should NEVER turn off the tube.

Denver airport bans marijuana possession

So much for being the Mile High City.

Scientists Find Less Mercury in the Arctic Than Expected

Yes, it's called the thermometer effect.

Astronauts to Embark on Spacewalk

Shouldn't that be disembark?

Mandela's death likely to boost South African tourism

Were pro-Apartheid diehards staying away on his account?

Apple's Black Friday Discounts: Nothing For Any iPhone Or The Retina Mini

What a bargain!

California lawmakers seek to ban imitation firearms

Do they want us to play with real ones?