Wednesday, July 16, 2014

Jibo Wants to Be the World’s First Family Robot

A robot with desires? BAD idea.

Wednesday, July 9, 2014

Huge Amount of Dinosaur Footprints Found in Denali National Park in Alaska

How can we stop those monsters from defacing our national heritage?

Thursday, July 3, 2014

Geoffrey Dickens 'said paedophile dossier was explosive'

Luckily, they were able to destroy it safely.

Saturday, June 14, 2014

Thursday, June 12, 2014

Defendant freed in error by jury is killed hours later

Sooner or later, justice prevails.

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Wednesday, May 14, 2014

Legalizing Medical Marijuana May Actually Reduce Crime, Study Says

And legalizing everything would eliminate crime altogether.

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

MPs say crime figures cannot be trusted

Because there's no honor among thieves.

Wednesday, March 19, 2014

Russia May Not Stop at Crimea, NATO Chief Warns

No, there's crimeb, crimec and probably also crimed.

Monday, March 10, 2014

Nevada suicide victim lied about missing wife

So did he shoot her, or just not care when she left?

Saturday, March 8, 2014

'Portenous' takes Northville Christian student to national bee

I see you've fixed your headline, but you should hire her to fix your link also.

Monday, March 3, 2014

New Texts Found in Caves That Yielded Dead Sea Scrolls

Old ones would have been more interesting...