Chimpanzees want to cook their food

"Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you...What I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come true"

Early Humans left Africa through Egypt, surprising study finds

How else, without boats?

Pope says he hasn’t watched TV since 1990 and never surfs web

The Pontiff may be in touch with God, but he's clearly out of touch with humankind.

Now you can watch walruses in the wilds of Alaska, live, 24 hours a day

Sure you can now, but it'll be a different story come December.

Qantas Group assures customers hacking not possible on its aircraft

Hackers love a challenge like that.

The Boston bomber must die

Valar morghulis.

Windows 10 Will Be The Last Version Of Windows

They're finally making one that works properly?

"Scotland's voice will be heard more loudly than ever before"

...just as soon as that piper stops playing.

Body found in suitcase in Utah linked to missing Vegas woman

How long of a chain did that need?

Construction workers in China accidentally unearth dinosaur eggs

Expect to see million-year eggs on local menus soon.

Günter Grass, German author and Nobel laureate, dies at 87

From now on he'll just be unter Gras.

South Carolina college student suspended over racial slur

At least he wasn't suspended under one.

Study: Your baby is doing little physics experiments all the time

And for only $69.99, she can have her very own little EZ-Smash Hadron Collider!

New footage shows Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz learning to fly

It's a bit late for that, isn't it?

Should you be worried about arsenic in California wine?

No need: the alcohol will kill you first.