Early human may have had a Neanderthal for a great-great-grandparent

And his descendants still shamble among us.

Nasa scientists: 'Life outside of Earth is probably going to be really hard to find'

I hope we will be just as hard for it to find.

Oral B Develops Toothbrush With Bluetooth; Connects To A Smartphone

Does it sing "You're a pink toothbrush...."?

Bees contribute more to British economy than Royal Family

That's because they have more queens.

Bloody bat found at DC mansion site

The vampire has struck again!

Police fear man wanted after woman's torso found in suitcase may have fled to Ireland

And rightly so, if even the dead flee from him.

Tiniest frog ever, just 0.4 inches long, stuns researchers in Brazilian rainforest

That wee beastie sure packs a big punch!

Chimpanzees want to cook their food

"Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you...What I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come true"

Early Humans left Africa through Egypt, surprising study finds

How else, without boats?

Pope says he hasn’t watched TV since 1990 and never surfs web

The Pontiff may be in touch with God, but he's clearly out of touch with humankind.

Now you can watch walruses in the wilds of Alaska, live, 24 hours a day

Sure you can now, but it'll be a different story come December.

Qantas Group assures customers hacking not possible on its aircraft

Hackers love a challenge like that.

The Boston bomber must die

Valar morghulis.

Windows 10 Will Be The Last Version Of Windows

They're finally making one that works properly?

"Scotland's voice will be heard more loudly than ever before"

...just as soon as that piper stops playing.