Colorado theater shooter gets life in prison plus 3318 years

..."and then to be fined forty pound"?

UK to develop roadway charging for electric vehicles

But what do they plan to charge: your car battery or your credit card?

US hiker killed in grizzly bear attack

Grisly, too.

Boy Scouts lift blanket ban on gay adult leaders, employees

But will they allow pillows too?

Snakes' ancestors had four legs

...until one of them gave Eve an apple.

South Carolina church fire caused by lightning, officials say

Is that better or worse than it having been arson?

What Are the Strange Spots on These Brand New Images of Pluto?

Soon it will be revealed: he's the 103rd Dalmatian.

Early human may have had a Neanderthal for a great-great-grandparent

And his descendants still shamble among us.

Nasa scientists: 'Life outside of Earth is probably going to be really hard to find'

I hope we will be just as hard for it to find.

Oral B Develops Toothbrush With Bluetooth; Connects To A Smartphone

Does it sing "You're a pink toothbrush...."?

Bees contribute more to British economy than Royal Family

That's because they have more queens.

Bloody bat found at DC mansion site

The vampire has struck again!

Police fear man wanted after woman's torso found in suitcase may have fled to Ireland

And rightly so, if even the dead flee from him.

Tiniest frog ever, just 0.4 inches long, stuns researchers in Brazilian rainforest

That wee beastie sure packs a big punch!

Chimpanzees want to cook their food

"Oh, oobee doo, I wanna be like you...What I desire is man's red fire to make my dream come true"