'Never Gonna Give You Up' singer Astley returns with new album

Dammit! Rickrolled again!

Nigeria Says It Has Recovered $9.1 Billion In Stolen Money And Assets

And they'll return it to you if you send them your bank details and a wiring fee.

Muhammad Ali Dies at 74: Titan of Boxing and the 20th Century

Clay to clay.

Cincinnati Zoo director defends killing gorilla to save boy

After all, whose parents were more likely to sue?

Obama Wins Respect in Hiroshima

Respect, or fear?

Trump Just Exploded the Only Reason the Republican Party Exists: Cutting Taxes for the Wealthy

That headline grows much less exciting after the first three words.

Research Points To Mental Health Risks Associated With Meatless Diet

Suggesting that vegetarians are what they eat: nuts.

Prince Is Dead At 57

But Queen is 90 today--Vivat Regina!

'I was born without a womb, cervix and vagina'

Big deal. So are half the people in the world.

Migrant crisis: Pope due to visit Lesbos camp

Whatever turns him on...

Should we teach obscure presidents like Millard Fillmore?

He could have used a better education--but it's a bit late now.

Trump stands by aide after battery charge

How long does it take him to recharge?

London mayoral candidate Sadiq Khan lobbying for TfL monotony on commuter trains

Wouldn't that involve boring tunnels?

Fidel Castro says Obama’s ‘syrupy words’ were enough to cause a heart attack

Perhaps that was Obama's intent.

No One Knows What Happened to Japan's Lost $273 Million Black Hole Satellite

Maybe it found one.