US troops number in Afghanistan not always add up precisely

And their grammar are not always correctly, either.

NASA probe on brink of unearthing Jupiter’s secrets

Shouldn't that be disenjoving?

Elie Wiesel, Holocaust Survivor And Nobel Laureate, Dies At 87

Pop.

California Refiners Subpoenaed as Group Questions Pump Price

Why must it always end in nine-tenths of a cent?

Girl, 4, is sole survivor of van-train crash in Colorado

...apart from all the train passengers, that is.

'Never Gonna Give You Up' singer Astley returns with new album

Dammit! Rickrolled again!

Nigeria Says It Has Recovered $9.1 Billion In Stolen Money And Assets

And they'll return it to you if you send them your bank details and a wiring fee.

Muhammad Ali Dies at 74: Titan of Boxing and the 20th Century

Clay to clay.

Cincinnati Zoo director defends killing gorilla to save boy

After all, whose parents were more likely to sue?

Obama Wins Respect in Hiroshima

Respect, or fear?

Trump Just Exploded the Only Reason the Republican Party Exists: Cutting Taxes for the Wealthy

That headline grows much less exciting after the first three words.

Research Points To Mental Health Risks Associated With Meatless Diet

Suggesting that vegetarians are what they eat: nuts.

Prince Is Dead At 57

But Queen is 90 today--Vivat Regina!

'I was born without a womb, cervix and vagina'

Big deal. So are half the people in the world.

Migrant crisis: Pope due to visit Lesbos camp

Whatever turns him on...