Majority of Americans trust the media more than Trump: poll

So he trusts the media less than the median. What a surprise!

Trump Vows To Bring Price Of Mexico Border Wall ‘WAY DOWN!’

By having Mexicans build it?

As Bee Population Declines, Researchers Looking Into Drones To Pollinate Flowers

Worker drones? Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Inmate remains at large after six escape by removing toilet from jail wall

Prison officials have nothing to go on...

Newt Gingrich says Trump is done with ‘drain the swamp’

...much to his relief.

Trump Organization Says Billionaire’s Children to Run Firm

Better than letting them run loose, I suppose.

Trump Wins Presidency

Is the Republican elephant now named Nellie?

Obama tries to get inside Trump’s head

It's certainly big enough.

Google Pixel phone leaked before unveiling

That's not as bad as the Galaxy 7.

Experts Declare Giant Pandas No Longer Endangered, But China Objects: Here's Why

They've all been turned into porcelain?

Five reasons Hillary could be blowing it

Because Monica isn't?

Japan's Emperor Indicates He Is Ready to Step Down

Did he achieve his object all sublime?

Bad figures hid the truth about Britain’s overeating

Wouldn't they demonstrate it, rather than hide it?

Do tourists really go to Afghanistan?

More significantly, do they come back?

Syrian children burn tyres to create no-fly zones

How sad, they can't afford citronella.