NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

(No comment.)

Phytoplankton Have Turned The Bosphorus A Stunning Turquoise

How appropriate.

Fishermen accidentally catch world’s first two-headed porpoise

An accident? Or was it on porpoise?

Liverpool deaths: Three bodies found in John Lennon's former flat

Maxwell Edison should never have been paroled.

Muslim leaders refuse to say funeral prayers for London Bridge attackers

Will their severed heads be displayed on poles instead?

Giant sloth remains found in Los Angeles

That's because it's too lazy to get itself lost again.

Puerto Rico starts biggest ever US bankruptcy process

Now to be renamed Puerto Pobre?

Senator Becomes First To Breast-Feed On Floor Of Australia's Parliament

Wouldn't they let her use a chair?

Secret Service restricts public access to southern fence of White House after recent intruder

Build a wall?

Le Pen Ready to Be ‘Crucified’ for France as She Slides in Polls

Well, she chose the right day for it.

Meet the Billionaires Who Run Trump's Government

No thanks, I'm sure the tickets are out of my price range.

This Parrot Has An 'Infectious Laugh,' Scientists Say

Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, isn't it?

Macron on Top After First Presidential Debate of French Race

And cedilla on the bottom?

Two Runners from Santa Monica Place in Marathon Top 10

Brazen cheating! Santa Monica Place is less than a mile from the finish line!

IRS granted Satanic cult tax-exempt status in 10 days, report says

It's just professional courtesy.