‘Huddled Masses’ in Statue of Liberty Poem Are European, Trump Official Says

He's right. Asians arrived through the Golden Gate, not the Golden Door.

Chicken Plants See Little Fallout From Immigration Raids

But Chicken Little sees plant fallout and cries "The sky is falling!"

TSA suspends 2 officers after a noose was reportedly found at Miami International

One at a time, presumably.

Senate fails to override Trump veto of bill stopping Saudi weapons sales

Triple negatives confuse me. Can the weapons be sold, or can't they?

Winston Churchill ‘shocked’ by Downing Street restoration plan

But bringing him back from the dead was the only way to solve Brexit.

Crash Kills 4 Members of Church Choir en Route to Revival Meeting

So, was the meeting a success?

What people don’t get about why planes crash

It's called gravity, and no-one really knows what causes it.

Julian Assange indicted in US for conspiracy to commit computer intrusion in 2010

"Trumped-up charges," he claims.

May to quit once Brexit has been delivered

At the rate she's been going, that won't be any time soon.

Airline Bookings to Offer New Gender Options

Trans World Airlines flies again!

China has Just Grown a Cotton Plant on the Far Side of the Moon

Now let's see them harvest it.

Turkish Airlines condemned over deaths of rare parrots

"They're not dead, they're pining!"

Daring United flight attendant takes a walk on a plane's wing midair

Some people will do anything for a smoke.

McDonald's and KFC warn of shortages and price hikes if there's no Brexit deal

Hey, at least that would improve the nation's health.

Dead baby found at Amazon distribution center

Returned by an unhappy purchaser?