Institute of Directors loses second chairwoman in two-and-a-half years as Charlotte Valeur resigns

As Lady Bracknell might say: To lose one chairwoman may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.

Epic Games CEO speaks out against Apple, Google app store 'monopoly'

Apparently, he doesn't understand 'Monopoly'.

Why are humans so curious?

Now, there's a headline that defies you not to click on it.

Pentagon bans Confederate flags on military installations

...apart from the ones the US Army captured.

What In The World Has Hubble Just Captured?

Nothing, I hope: that's not its job.

Ghislaine Maxwell follows her family's footsteps into the dock

But her father never got there.

‘There’s Probably Never Been More Uncertainty,’ Fed Official Warns

"...but we're not quite sure"

A Booming Airline Business: Shipping Pigs to China in 747 Jumbo Jets

Strange times indeed: who would have thought that pigs could fly?

Astronauts describe ride to space aboard SpaceX Crew Dragon

"It was out of this world."

Retired nurse Winnie, 98, calls on South Tyneside community to support Clap for Carers

Oh, so gonorrhea will protect them against coronavirus?

Meghan will stop Harry hunting, says wildlife expert

Fair enough: she's caught one and doesn't need another.

Hong Kong's pandas mate for first time in decade in privacy of coronavirus lockdown

Could this be the start of a pandademic?

New York coronavirus cases 'dropping for first time'

Like flies.

Bears GM says Nick Foles and Mitchell Trubisky will battle for the starting job: 'It's an open competition'

I expect my namesake will get the job!

Comet of a generation set to light up the night sky

As a portent of "disaster", isn't it a bit behind schedule?