Krishnan Guru-Murthy to replace Jon Snow as Channel 4 News anchor

Half a guru is better than a know-nothing, I suppose.

Sainsbury’s ditches Russian spelling of Chicken Kiev

If that doesn't stop Ras Putin's invasion, nothing will.

How to watch Biden deliver the 2022 State of the Union address

At 1.5x playback speed?

Frogs can regrow amputated limbs after being treated with mix of drugs, new research finds

But do the new legs taste as good?

With James Webb Space Telescope’s huge sunshield in place, focus shifts to big mirrors

... as the big mirrors shift to focus.

Betty White on Turning 100: 'I'm So Lucky to Be in Good Health'

Well, 99.95% is not to be sneezed at.

Report: 3 dead, over 500 hospitalized in Egypt from heavy storms and scorpion stings

Next: blood and frogs?

Bill Gates Daughter Gets Married To Her Boyfriend

Should there be an apostrophe after Gates--or a comma after Daughter?

Arkansas judge blocks state from enforcing mask mandate ban

I'm confused. Will I need to wear a mask in Arkansas, or not?

McDonald's, Wendy's and more have free fries Tuesday for National Fry Day 2021

It's Fry Day already? This week sure whizzed by!

Kenya questions Carrie Johnson charity’s plan to fly in zoo elephants

Do they plan to use Jumbos--or Dumbos?

Resident of Champlain Towers' Other Building Estimates About 25% of Tenants Left After Collapse

Ummm... is that the percentage who left or who ARE left?

Great white shark bites man on beach in California

Just when you thought it was safe to stay out of the water.

Spanish cannibal who ate mother’s remains with his dog gets 15 years

He ate his dog too? How disgusting.

Dozens of fire units battle blaze at Phoenix recycling yards

No wonder that species is endangered.