Tyson Foods recalls dinosaur chicken nuggets over contamination by 'metal pieces'

What did they expect after including the ArgenTINosaurus?

Stunning new Trump charges up the stakes of an already existential 2024 election

Is he shinning up wooden posts--or electrifying metal ones?

Man found with 2 kilos of cocaine in Florence County traffic stop is Jamaican musician popular in 1990s

He's still popular in the 2020s, but for other reasons.

January 18, 2023 Latest on probe into Trump and 2020 election aftermath

So nothing's happened for the last 6 months?

CNN anchor shows you what 13,000 ft below surface looks like

What a long chain it must have.

IBM quantum computer passes calculation milestone

Sounds painful.

United Airlines Makes Major League Pitcher’s Wife Clean Popcorn On Her Hands And Knees

Why wasn't the catcher doing his job?

For Chip Makers, a Choice Between the U.S. and China Looms

How interesting, I didn't know that chips could be woven.

Flying objects must be linked, says Justin Trudeau

OK, but will he agree to pay for the wires?

Swiss Trader Trafigura Hit by Suspected Nickel Fraud, Says It Could Lose $577 Million

That's a LOT of nickels--enough to cover 1000 football fields!

Prince Harry May Fly to England for 48 Hours to Attend King Charles' Coronation

I suppose that's better than his not being allowed to come at all.

$33 million Norco drug bust marks record amount for L.A. authorities

Was the drug bust IN or OF Norco?

High bacteria warning issued for four Los Angeles-area beaches

A side effect of medical marijuana?

HMS Prince of Wales breaks down hours into ‘landmark mission’

Probably not the best type of mission for a warship.

John McEnroe: Novak Djokovic missing US Open over vaccination status would be 'a joke'

Would he make a no-vax joke of it?