Second liner hit by vomiting bug

Eeeuw, that insect must be ENORMOUS!

Michael Jackson's Bejeweled White Glove Sells for Nearly $50

That's all?  How quickly they forget...

Workers Scramble To Repair Crack In Bay Bridge

I hope they're not using "Beaumont's Egg".

Sudan Journalist Fined $200 for Wearing Trousers

A bargain, compared with the penalty for not wearing them...

Clinton outraged by guards' sexual misconduct

Was it worse than her husband's?

Ex-Oprah head may testify

I didn't know she'd had a transplant...

'The Beatles: Rock Band,' 4.5 stars

John, Paul, George and Ringo make 4, but who's the other 0.5?

Crack in span may delay Bay Bridge opening

While they try to retrieve it?

Cost of children putting women off babies

No wonder.  After all the birth pains, sleepless nights, crying and dirty diapers, it's the last straw.

Mary Queen of Scots' last letter to go on show

Does the writing trail off suddenly?

Obama aides leave room for healthcare compromise

Taking the dispute outside, I see.

Google's gourmet embarrassed on 'Top Chef'

Why can't I find the details behind this headline?

Severed Feet Are Not Human: Police

They're calling in Mulder and Scully...

HSE calls for better labelling on alcohol

They're hard to read, after the first few.

CDC Chief Says His Kids Will Get Vaccine

No surprise, they're first on the waiting list.