Low lead levels harming children

They're getting too little of a bad thing?

Mexico rehab clinic patients shot dead after prayers

I guess they weren't answered.

ACORN plans internal probe amid hidden camera scandal

To make sure there are no more hidden cameras?

Did Venus Once Hold Water?

The other way round, according to Botticelli.

Glasgow top for UK drink deaths

That would explain why it's going round and round...

Ohio governor delays execution after executioners have trouble finding inmate’s veins

If they brought back hanging, I bet they could find his neck.

Innovative math program boosts scores at O.C. schools

Instead of adding up the scores, they now multiply them.

NASA Levitates Mice in Magnetic Field

No use climbing on a chair any more...

Nepal hit by severe goat shortage

No kidding?

Police 'must purge innocent DNA'

Wouldn't purging evil DNA be better?

Officials: Dancers at club broke 6-foot rule

At least they'll have a couple of yardsticks now.

Why Journalists Risk Certain Death or Kidnapping

Apparently, they don't know the meaning of risk.

King Solomon Grand Lodge's Fate Uncertain as Fenty Delays News Conference

Is he reading the new Dan Brown thriller?

Afghan votes 'need 10% recount'

Is that because the winner's margin is 5%?

Former Ky. lawmaker charged with murder

Gotta make 'em to break 'em.