Legendary Lost Persian Army Found in Sahara

They deserted.

Rape accused claims he cannot have sex, court hears

In jail, nobody can have sex. At least that's the theory...

Keep Your Meat Safe From E. Coli

...always use a condom.

Dalai Lama holds mass gathering

Is the Dalai Lama Catholic?

Nick's Headlines is taking a break

Will return next week...

Crabs trade sex for protection

Is that why the sex trade needs protection from crabs?

Tokyo Stations Use Lights to Cut Suicides

Wouldn't lasers clear the tracks quicker?

Probe spies iron on Mercury

But nobody knows where they wash their clothes.

Disneyland to reach Chinese city of Shanghai

Making Main Street USA over 6,500 miles long.

Cave man 'raped woman by sea'

Of course, rape wasn't a crime back then.

Health Official Says Flue Vaccine Safe

Does it prevent hearth disease?

Lizards, rodent, frog added to endangered list

The witches were busy this Halloween...

Rolling Stone Wood wins rock gong

There seems to be some confusion about materials here...

Lower Your Taxes: 10 Moves to Make Now

Bermuda's nice at this time of year...

Microsoft Warns Online Gamers Of Worm Attacks

Not forgetting zombies, aliens and space monsters...