Mammogram Guidelines Roundly Rejected

Because squarely wasn't appropriate?

DC Staff To Revive Nation's Oldest Gay Newspaper

The AC staff, however, are out in the cold.

Heart Disease Found in Egyptian Mummies

Unfortunately, too late to help them.

Roof topples in final stage of Dallas' Reunion Arena demolition

So what was holding it up?

Couples 'to have two IVF cycles'

So they can ride side by side?

Bomb disposal expert killed in blast

Expertise has its limits, apparently.

US shuttle takes worms into space

Hoping to create time-travel wormholes?

Nation's largest publisher of gay newspapers closes

But gloomy news still sells.

Feminists can be à la mode, says head

Can I have one with vanilla caramel fudge?

Gut disorder 'blamed on leaks'

Isn't it usually the other way round?

Hundreds of reindeer drown in icy river

Christmas will be a little late this year...

Attorney: Fort Hood Suspect May Be Paralyzed

He certainly won't walk.

Inmate-sex prison officer jailed

Is that a punishment or a reward?

Turkey high-speed train derails

Has the gravy train been sidelined as a result?

Many Scots 'miss energy savings'

How uncanny.