Climate protesters descend on summit

Wouldn't it have been greener to use the ski-lift?

Man 'battered and burned ex-wife'

Did he forget to grease the frying pan?

Gambler Lost $127M in 2007, Sues Casino

Hoping for better luck this time?

Are Parents Having the 'Sex Talk' Too Late?

Clearly. Once you're a parent, it's too late.

'Poor judgment' blamed in state dinner lapse

Was it the failure to give the Salahis a proper invitation?

Couple scrap wedding list and ask for blood instead

Are they from Transsylvania?

Woods 'snoring' after car crash

Did he drive off in his sleep?

Shortage of Eggo waffles could create a sticky situation

A flood of surplus maple syrup?

Obama family lights National Christmas Tree

Oh, is there a national religion now?

What Drugs Are Our Astronauts On?

Nothing. Being spaced out is part of their job.

Two in three Britons think UK has immigration problem

And the other third are immigrants.

Should we stop buying Christmas gifts?

Not for 3 more weeks.

Dinner Crashers 'Respectfully Decline' Congress Invite

Naturally. The food's better at the White House.

Arsonist to hang over deadly porno parlour blaze

Wouldn't spit-roasting cook him more evenly?

Lie detector expert jailed for lying

What does that do for his credibility?