Monday, January 4, 2010

British team says elusive G-spot may be a myth

But looking for it was so much fun...

South Africa's president marries third wife

To avoid accusations of bigamy?

US screening unfair, says Nigeria

Yes, and so is blowing up planes.

Kubica to stay with Renault team

Shouldn't he be with Nissan?

At Landover middle school, philosophy is part of lunch menu

Can I get a Bacon Plato (a la Descartes)?

Ex-mayor admits stealing women's underwear

Nick snickers.

Diesel Spill Contaminates Yellow River

So what color does that make it now?

'Too many' children slow to talk

So do too many drivers.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Tories 'not ruling out tax rises'

In fact, they're not ruling anything yet.

New Year baby born in the back of a car

Was he conceived there too?

When policemen are caught looking at Web porn

...they call it evidence.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Google exec runs for Vt. governor

Why can't I find any information about the other candidates?

Saturday's date is a palindrome

As in, "Bob sees Anna; Anna sees Bob"?

Elton John Says he Is Helping Eminen Fight Drugs

Sounds like your own speech is a bit slurred, Elton.

Friday, January 1, 2010

Tests: "Nothing wrong" with Limbaugh's heart

But have they tested his soul?