Latinos and blacks in California more likely to die of H1N1 than whites

That's because whites aren't usually as dangerous as H1N1.

Top traffic cop apologises after being caught speeding

For not knowing where his officers were?

Dementia 'not getting priority'

Out of mind, out of sight...

Haiti survivors sleep in streets

And they are the lucky ones...

Right to buy laws to be unveiled

How much for a law banning traffic jams?

Housing executive paid $685,000 a year to run nonprofit

How generous of him.

Oregon Activists Want State-Grown Marijuana

Yeah, none of that California weed.

Cab driver returns $21,000 to passenger

Fare enough.

White House garden ‘ex-seeds’ expectations

That's terrible. Please leave the punning to qualified bloggers like me.

The Latest Tiny, Trendy Pet: Micro-Pigs

Didn't Shakespeare write a play about one?

Hiccups man has brain operation

Sounds risky...

Rival Gangs 'Forced To Share Same Guns'

How can they have a fair fight then?

Blagojevich: 'I'm blacker than Barack Obama'

Oh, is he planning to run for President?

Girl weeps blood 'up to 50 times a day'

It's a bloody miracle...

Crime lord's dildo fell off in raid, court told

I guess that makes him a crime lady now...