Google Buys Social Search Company Aardvark

They're taking over the world...in alphabetical order.

Valentine's Day Bust: Cocaine Roses

Are they like opium poppies?

Haitians cancel Carnival celebration

This year, Lent began early in Haiti.

Wrong flag used in Fromelles burials

Oops. Dig them up and do it again.

FAA May Slap American Airlines With Record Fine

So that's why they need to start charging for blankets?

Suspect Plays 'Dating Game' Video in Murder Trial

An insanity defense?

Chicago awarded cemetery land for new O'Hare runway

Heaven's gate?

St. Augustine Air Conditioner Theft Suspect Arrested

Can he get freon bail?

Are you destined to inherit your mother's body?

Well, someone has to bury it.

President Obama Grilled on Super Bowl Sunday

He barbecued in a snowstorm?

Drinking beer could help prevent weak bones

It certainly strengthens the elbow.

Police paying for officer lap-band surgery

Donutectomy?

Mortgage Bankers Association Sells Headquarters at Big Loss

Could they have saved money by foreclosing on themselves?

Monkey spotted roaming Darwin streets

He's a long way from Manly.

Proposed Hebrew-language school dealt a setback

That should help, not hurt, them...