Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Man Indicted for Breaking 'Into' Prison

If found guilty, will he be evicted?

Whitney Houston 'Dreadful' Down Under

I really didn't need to know that.

Man Hit by Train Twice in 2 Weeks in California

Keep trying, maybe it'll be third time lucky.

New Dinosaur Species Discovered in Utah

New?

20 years for mum who gassed children

That's quicker than waiting for them to graduate college...

Friday, February 19, 2010

What's Behind America's Falling Crime Rate

The gradual legalization of pot?

Thursday, February 18, 2010

U.N. finds clues Iran is trying to build nuke

Wasn't there something similar with the U.S. and Iraq?

Obama Unveils Plan for Commission to Tackle Federal Deficit

How much commission does he plan to take?

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Google Buys Social Search Company Aardvark

They're taking over the world...in alphabetical order.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Valentine's Day Bust: Cocaine Roses

Are they like opium poppies?

Haitians cancel Carnival celebration

This year, Lent began early in Haiti.

Wrong flag used in Fromelles burials

Oops. Dig them up and do it again.

FAA May Slap American Airlines With Record Fine

So that's why they need to start charging for blankets?

Suspect Plays 'Dating Game' Video in Murder Trial

An insanity defense?