Dutch nurses’ union: Care does not include sex

Do they have a demarcation agreement with the whores' union?

Case against Cats star adjourned

Because Macavity wasn't there?

Ohio Death Row Inmate on Suicide Watch After Overdose

Why?

Internet scam targets Madoff victims

On the theory of "go for the easy marks"?

Rush Limbaugh: I'll Leave Country Over Health Bill

Is that a threat or a promise?

Toyota says no flaw found with safety electronics

How hard did they look?

Study: People would lose 5 pounds a year if soda cost extra 18%

Wow! We'd almost all be weightless by 2050!

DUI trial of Lake County judge halted indefinitely

It helps to know who the best lawyers are...

Win Money for Keeping Bears out of Garbage

I always recycle my used bears.

UCF: No more weapon-like props for theater students

Is this a haddock which I see before me?

Swiss Voters Reject Lawyers for Animals

Only asses represent themselves in court...

Who would you give an Oscar to?

Someone who has a spare garbage can.

North Korean who shopped for dictators goes public

Why did North Korea need to buy dictators when they grew their own?

Man swallows flash drive, charged with obstruction

Was he trying to make a backup?

Police appeal to murder suspect

No, I won't do their dirty work for them.