Promiscuous Women Cause Quakes, Cleric Says

When the Earth moves for them?

'Osama Bin Laden' Facebook Page Shut Down

Pity. Now I won't be able to unfriend him.

Canoes set out to recreate epic Pacific migration

Wouldn't they be more useful in the Atlantic?

Pope Benedict Promises to Bring Pedophile Priests to Justice

I thought that was a job for his boss...

U.S. seeks climate ideas after Copenhagen fell short

They should look at what's coming out of Reykjavik...

Toronto building unsafe after wall collapse: official

But not before?

Obama cancels Poland trip because of volcanic ash

Excuses, excuses.  Hasn't he got an umbrella?

Lost cat wandered from Albuquerque to Chicago

Like Bugs Bunny, it should have turned left.

Iceland Volcano Cloud Threat To UK Flights

Once again, Sky News lives up to its name.

Broadcasts Monitor puts 25 video streams in a tab

Only a fly could watch them all at once...

Calls to reduce light pollution

Apparently, heavy pollution is no longer a problem.

Nigeria's president Goodluck Jonathan vows to hold clean elections

Good luck, Jonathan.

AA Jet Makes Emergency Landing in Iceland- Amazing Escape as Plane Breaks Up on Runway

Reports of the plane's breakup are greatly exaggerated...

American Jet Makes Emergency Landing in Iceland on Cabin Fumes

... as are the reports of its running out of fuel.

Nigeria bill 'to stop extremism'

It's a scam.  Don't pay it.