Pope Benedict places blame for sex scandals on Catholic Church

Whatever happened to "The Buck Stops Here"?

Man killed friend to avoid drug rap, court hears

Well it worked...sorta.

McGinn touts push to get people out of cars

And into the McGinn joints?

Egg donors are paid too much, study says

By definition.

Pope Benedict says sex abuse crisis is 'terrifying'

He should have more faith.

MSPs support new Forth crossing

A third Forth crossing?

Medical Marijuana Shops Firebombed

... and crowds form downwind.

BP hopes 'top hat' will succeed where dome failed

And if that fails, there's always duct tape...

Number of Abandoned Children in Haiti Skyrockets

How much does that affect liftoff?

Iceland Volcano Causing Travel Nightmare Once Again

Has BP got another giant dome to spare?

Australia well-placed to withstand economic turmoil

Yes, about as far from Greece as you can get.

Goodwill donations in Fort Worth range from sex dolls to hand grenades

In fact, anything that blows up.

LAPD officer killed in car crash was legally drunk

At least he wasn't illegally eaten.

I was abducted by aliens, says politician

But who believes a politician?

Mom refuses to return racy teen books to public library | What do you think?

I think she gets a kick out of reading them.