Jimmy Dean Dies at Virginia Home

I don't think I'll be buying those sausages for the next few weeks...

U.S. Drops Organic Food Inspector in China

"Waiter, there's an inspector in my soup!"

BP Deploys New Sensors

Or are they really news censors?

Cabbie ends Extraordinary 14,000km taxi ride

Unfortunately, after his meter hit $99,999.99, it went back to zero.

D.C.'s gay community hopes to wield power in mayor's race

I'm sure there's an electrical joke here, if I could just think of one...

Sniffer dogs in line for an award

What are they sniffing while in line?

Utah pipeline break fouls geese, ducks

Weren't they fowl already?

Teen sailor wants 'to give it another try'

...if only someone would give her another boat.

World Cup: England Hands the U.S. a Tie

Trying to make amends for that oil spill?

Search for Ark. flood survivors on hold

Try Mt. Ararat.

Beached whale found on New York beach

What other kind would you expect to find there?

Do Men Suffer More Than Women After Breakups?

Men suffer women and much more every day.

Staff say porn is a 'Virgin Blue custom'

With a name like that, what did the company expect?

Why Peru's police need Joran van der Sloot to reenact killing

There's this other girl they want eliminated? Or just to make money from video sales?

World Cup Domestic Violence Warning

Ladies, don't touch that remote!