Tropical Storm Bonnie Makes Landfall Over South Florida

Oh blow the winds o'er the ocean, and bring back my Bonnie to me!

World's Oldest Dog Debated

Now that's a new trick.

Lost Kafka Writings Resurface, Trapped in Trial

How appropriate.

Will Blagojevich Take the Witness Stand?

Probably, unless it's well screwed down.

Missing teens found safe and well

But could they get it out from there?

WATCH: The Biggest Medicare Bust in History

So they now pay for breast enhancements?

Graduate tax to be proposed

What a great way to discourage education!

Los Angeles and California lawmakers seek review of security at LAX

Maybe they should start by renaming the airport...

Toyota acceleration woes may be driver error

Yes, they bought the wrong car.

Iowa billboard linking Obama, Hitler removed

Who by? Democrats or Nazis?

New cap on well aims to halt leak

But is it on well?

Submarine Deals Helped Sink Greece

Wouldn't Liquid Plumr have been cheaper?

UK dealer cleared of theft of Shakespeare's plays

A case of "all's well that ends well", or "much ado about nothing"?

Legalization could slash the price of pot 80%

That is, until they tax it.

First humans arrived in Britain 250,000 years earlier than thought

Some would say that thought has yet to arrive.