Friday, August 13, 2010

Obama Supports Mosque Near September 11 Site

But will it stop terrorists from attacking the area again?

Coalition offers $420m for mining, clean coal research

And how much will the oilition pay for drilling research?

US Senate hopeful on porn charge

...that they won't have to pay it?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

'Pasta is like live worms'

How to get a Klingon to eat his spaghetti?

Canadian Navy Boards Suspected Terror Ship

Is this an action, or its rationale?

Wednesday, August 11, 2010

Ghouls Took Photos Of Dying Suicide Girl

That's OK, she didn't want to take them with her.

Tuesday, August 10, 2010

Remains found in Malibu Canyon may be those of a woman

Well, there's a 50/50 chance...

New Arizona law helps shield homebuyers from mortgage abuses

Now watch the banks campaigning to have it declared unconstitutional.

Sunday, August 8, 2010

Hawking: It's outer space or die for humans

Or both, if NASA can't fix its cooling pumps.

Moscow Opens Anti-smog Centers As Fires Burn

Los Angeles could use a few cans of that stuff too.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Mother booked for sex with school boys

Pity, I was hoping she'd be free.

Report: Playmate featured in steamy UCF locker-room shoot; school apologizes

Next time they promise they'll switch on the fan.

Friday, August 6, 2010

Lottery Winner Wants To Buy 'New Knees'

He wore them out praying for a lottery win?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Fairmount Park hosting $100,000 quarter horse race

That's an awful lot of quarters for a horse to carry.

Some Pharmaceutical Clinical Trial Results Are Buried, Study Shows

Along with the participants?