Dr Kelly death 'textbook suicide'

Proving his killers did their homework well.

Whiskey Biofuel? Only in Scotland

Scotland has whisky galore, but nae whiskey.

Montenegro Reaches for Respectability With Port Project

Maybe if they also tried a change of name...

Rare giraffe revealed to public

It would have been hard to keep it under wraps.

Teen Sex Not Always Bad for Grades

Especially if it's with the professor.

Only a fourth of troops surveyed on gays respond

A clear win for "don't ask, don't tell."

Man drowns about 8 miles from where Obamas swam

So? Is there some connection between these events?

Buffalo shooting leaves 4 dead

A slow day for Bill Cody.

Obama Supports Mosque Near September 11 Site

But will it stop terrorists from attacking the area again?

Coalition offers $420m for mining, clean coal research

And how much will the oilition pay for drilling research?

US Senate hopeful on porn charge

...that they won't have to pay it?

'Pasta is like live worms'

How to get a Klingon to eat his spaghetti?

Canadian Navy Boards Suspected Terror Ship

Is this an action, or its rationale?

Ghouls Took Photos Of Dying Suicide Girl

That's OK, she didn't want to take them with her.

Remains found in Malibu Canyon may be those of a woman

Well, there's a 50/50 chance...