Nick's Headlines is taking a break

I'm taking a break from this blog. I should be back by late October.

Pregnant nun ice cream ad banned

Is ice cream too sinful?

Irish premier denies being drunk, hung over on air

Oh, so it was tea-shock?

Dad to Testify in 'Indescribable' Home Invasion

How?

Pope's Glasgow visit: pilgrims told to make sacrifices to attend open-air mass

Didn't Jesus replace those with the Eucharist?

Tattoos are free speech protected by Constitution, U.S. appeals court rules

It's called the right to bare arms.

Why Foreign Businesses in China Are Getting Mad

Due to the lack of Chinese satirical magazines?

Who is the Rev. Terry Jones?

As director of Monty Python's Life of Brian, he must be an expert on religion.

Justin Bieber takes up 3 percent of Twitter servers

...while the other 97% have equally important information.

Firefighters' Homes Among Those Destroyed in Colorado Blaze

Just as well, really. Saving them would not have looked good.

Fast food takes off in China

That's why they serve it in Styrofoam.

Van der Sloot says he's sorry for Holloway lies

But not for her death.

Woman Devours 181 Chicken Wings in Contest

Somewhere, one poor chicken is flapping around in circles.

25,000 Illinois jobs in jeopardy

Another town named after a game show?

Study: Office Refrigerators Not Very Clean

And what about those untidy kitchen desks?