Friday, November 26, 2010

Thursday, November 25, 2010

Euro 'a good option' for Iceland

Iceland must be really desperate.

No risk of euro zone breakup in Irish crisis: EU

Well, they have to say that, don't they?

Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Suspects armed with tree branch rob gas station

Police are seeking two stick-up artists.

CHP to start Thanksgiving holiday enforcement tonight

"Please finish your turkey AND all the stuffing, sir."

Tuesday, November 23, 2010

Hammer horror actress Pitt dies

This time it's for real.

Man 'joined monastery to steal'

Felonious monk.

Monday, November 22, 2010

70 pre-owned cats adopted at Irvine event

Or rather, 70 cats have adopted replacement humans.

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Subway offers secret rainy day freebie

Shelter?

Obama stands by controversial air security screening methods

I don't really want to see the images that accompanied this story.

Thursday, November 18, 2010

In hospice, grandmother celebrates belated bat mitzvah

Cramming for her finals?

Call to extend breast screening

The TSA is working on this...

Tuesday, November 16, 2010

Scientists witness the apparent birth of a black hole

And if they continue to not see it, that'll confirm it's real.

L.A. County passes sweeping ban on plastic bags

Most of them go unswept already anyway.

Eroded Kinder Scout to be fenced

Proving that no good deed goes unpunished.