Queens Teacher Banned From City Schools For Over-The-Top Sex Ed Class

I don't know where to begin with this one...

U.S. Military Suicides in 2012: 155 Days, 154 Dead

Looks like they missed February 29.

NHS chief to investigate overnight discharges

Or he could just go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nocturnal_emission

Ohio man charged after six puppies found in suitcase

...but five of them got away.

Protesters link arms around the world to decry nuclear power

Thousands drown after someone on the beach gets a text.

Nicolas Sarkozy: there are too many foreigners in France

Yes, the place is full of them.

Hostess' lingerie found in the room of the Costa Concordia captain

A new twist on "going down" with the ship?

Disney changes dress code to allow employees to grow beards

Happy will be happy -- but Dopey won't care.

California teen gets stuck in chimney trying to sneak in home after curfew

One less house for Santa to visit.

China Manufacturing Weakest Since '09

Maybe I'll wait before buying those new dishes.

Notable deaths of 2011

So there are to be none in December?

Woman Accuses Cain of Groping; He Denies Charge

He denied killing Abel too.

Scientists: Modern humans mated with different species

Big deal. The video evidence has been on the Internet for years.

Harold Camping says the end of the world is definitely Oct. 21

But there are still 14 months left on my Mayan calendar!

Senate Democrats Seek 5% Millionaire Tax to Pay for Jobs Plan

Too late, he's dead.