Dawn Sees Hydrated Minerals on Giant Asteroid

What has she been smoking?

A Faded Piece of Papyrus Refers to Jesus’ Wife

An ancient piece of fan fiction?

School Year Just Begun, Teachers Strike Looms in Chicago

Luddites!

Private Neil Armstrong service planned for Friday

US Army promotions are apparently harder to attain than the Moon.

'Legitimate rape' rarely causes pregnancy, GOP Senate candidate says

Isn't that an oxymoron?

Man Fights to Keep Wife Buried in Yard

Did he forget to kill her first?

Romney: I’ve paid at least 13 percent tax rate in each of past 10 years

Yes, but 13% of nothing is still nothing.

Badminton Players Disqualified for Throwing Matches

Quite right too. They could have started a fire.

Man Charged With Feeding Gator That Bit Off His Hand

Isn't that double jeopardy?

Colorado suspect was seeing psychiatrist, attorneys say

Giving them an insanity defense AND someone to sue!

Romney Stumbles as He Kicks Off Overseas Trip

And puts his foot in his mouth, too.

Woman Forced to Sit Next to Dead Man in 10-Hour Flight From Hell

She was lucky to get out of there at all.

Governor allows serial killer to search for victims

Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Jets goalie Pavelec sentenced for drunk driving

The Czech is in the jail?

Obama: Washington feels as broken as it did four years ago

It could be worse...but if it is, he's not admitting it.