Sources: Colo. massacre suspect has made "half-hearted" suicide tries

Next time give him more rope.

Australia solar eclipse delights thousands

Is this missing a hyphen?

BBC chief resigns over false sex abuse report broadcast on Newsnight

Poor old BBC: damned when they air sex-abuse reports, and damned when they don't.

Officials: Sandy-stricken areas will vote Tuesday 'come hell or high water'

One of them already came.

Bounty crew member who died in hospital was Fletcher Christian descendant

Divine retribution upon the seventh generation?

Hear the whale with a human-like voice

That is, if you consider Mr. Punch a human.

Hurricane Sandy still on track to deliver a major blow to East Coast

In more senses than one.

Obama video compares voting to losing virginity

So what is the equivalent of a hanging chad?

Study Finds 88% of Sexual Content Posted by Young Folks Online Stolen by Porn Sites

How much does a researcher earn, looking at online porn?

N.J. town mourns as girl's body is found in recycling

As it is said: earth to earth, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Specter laid to rest near Philadelphia

All in a day's work for Ghostbusters.

Xbox Runaways Found in Eureka, Ill.

How appropriate.

Earth-Sized Planet Discovered Orbiting Around Nearest Star

This is news?

Los Angeles takes next step toward ID cards for undocumented immigrants

That's one way to reduce their numbers, I suppose.

New York's Trinity Church forced to cancel Halloween fest over Occupy Wall Street camp

Why was the church celebrating Halloween anyway?