Thursday, October 17, 2013

Living relatives of iceman mummy found

Police expect to file charges soon.

Thursday, October 3, 2013

Pills made from poop cure serious gut infections

At which end does one insert them?

Tuesday, October 1, 2013

Friday, September 27, 2013

Saturday, September 7, 2013

Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Monday, September 2, 2013

US swimmer Diana Nyad approaching Florida on Cuba swim

When did her kind learn to swim in salt water?

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Bradley Manning says he wants to live as a woman

Well, that should liven up his jail time.

Sunday, August 18, 2013

Bill gives California youths convicted of murder second chance

Makes sense: they'll do a better job than the first-timers.

Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Nurse Suspected of Killing Up to 46 Kids to Get Out of Prison

Some people will do anything for freedom.

NSA: We Touch Only 1.6% Of Internet Traffic

The other 98.4% is porn, which they don't admit to watching.

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

Obama cancels upcoming meeting with Putin

Putin is reportedly put out.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Snowden remains stuck at Moscow airport

I didn't know he had died.

Sunday, July 14, 2013

Porn Producers Say Unprotected Sex Is Free Speech Right

Yet they're in favor of cruel and unusual punishments.