Hitchhiking virus confirms saga of ancient human migration

So hitchhiking's now recognized as a disease?

France fury at US phone surveillance

What Gallic gall! Who do they think invented 'espionage'?

Is Breathing in China as Bad as Smoking?

That depends how fine it's ground.

Dead baby found in Las Vegas casino trash bin

Which just goes to prove that what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

2 BART workers killed after being struck by train

When the workers strike, the trains strike back.

Girls stopped for shoplifting in New York had human fetus in bag

Ewww, where did they steal it from?

Living relatives of iceman mummy found

Police expect to file charges soon.

Pills made from poop cure serious gut infections

At which end does one insert them?

Ex-reality TV star left waiting tables, living in cabin

Welcome back to the real world...

Rare gold coin sells for nearly priceless amount

So it almost went unsold?

There's "no room for weapons of mass destruction" in Iran, President Hassan Rouhani says.

So where's he planning to send them?

New Mexico-size volcano discovered in the depths of the Pacific Ocean

As big as Mexico, or just New Mexico?

Ohio man serving life plus 1,000 years for kidnapping found hanged

Only 999 years 364 days left now!

US swimmer Diana Nyad approaching Florida on Cuba swim

When did her kind learn to swim in salt water?

Bradley Manning says he wants to live as a woman

Well, that should liven up his jail time.