Construction workers in China accidentally unearth dinosaur eggs

Expect to see million-year eggs on local menus soon.

Günter Grass, German author and Nobel laureate, dies at 87

From now on he'll just be unter Gras.

South Carolina college student suspended over racial slur

At least he wasn't suspended under one.

Study: Your baby is doing little physics experiments all the time

And for only $69.99, she can have her very own little EZ-Smash Hadron Collider!

New footage shows Germanwings co-pilot Andreas Lubitz learning to fly

It's a bit late for that, isn't it?

Should you be worried about arsenic in California wine?

No need: the alcohol will kill you first.

One Quarter Of Students Consider Sex Work

But the other 75% consider it fun.

Fire rips through Torch skyscraper in Dubai

Maybe that name wasn't such a good choice.

Birdbrains? Hardly: Baby Chicks Know How to Count

As it is said: don't hatch your chickens before they can count.

Missing hunter survives in woods for days on water

...until finally hitting something?

Government employee piloted drone that crashed at White House

Make that "ex-employee".

Fitness Model Struck and Killed by Train

How many crunches did he make?

Low Inflation Dogs Fed Even as Job Gains Point to Rate Increase

I'm glad they're not going hungry, even if they don't get much bigger.

Dog abandoned at train station with suitcase

And a label saying "Please look after this dog?"

What Will Become of Your Bitcoins When You Die?

You take them with you. That's why they're called cryptocurrency.