Friday, May 22, 2015

Now you can watch walruses in the wilds of Alaska, live, 24 hours a day

Sure you can now, but it'll be a different story come December.

Sunday, May 17, 2015

Saturday, May 16, 2015

The Boston bomber must die

Valar morghulis.

Sunday, May 10, 2015

Windows 10 Will Be The Last Version Of Windows

They're finally making one that works properly?

Saturday, May 9, 2015

"Scotland's voice will be heard more loudly than ever before"

...just as soon as that piper stops playing.

Saturday, May 2, 2015

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Construction workers in China accidentally unearth dinosaur eggs

Expect to see million-year eggs on local menus soon.

Monday, April 13, 2015

Günter Grass, German author and Nobel laureate, dies at 87

From now on he'll just be unter Gras.

Saturday, April 4, 2015

South Carolina college student suspended over racial slur

At least he wasn't suspended under one.

Thursday, April 2, 2015

Study: Your baby is doing little physics experiments all the time

And for only $69.99, she can have her very own little EZ-Smash Hadron Collider!

Monday, March 30, 2015

Friday, March 27, 2015

Should you be worried about arsenic in California wine?

No need: the alcohol will kill you first.

Thursday, March 26, 2015

One Quarter Of Students Consider Sex Work

But the other 75% consider it fun.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Fire rips through Torch skyscraper in Dubai

Maybe that name wasn't such a good choice.

Friday, January 30, 2015

Birdbrains? Hardly: Baby Chicks Know How to Count

As it is said: don't hatch your chickens before they can count.