Police: Wiz Khalifa cited for public urination in Pittsburgh

"A whiz of a wiz" takes on a whole new meaning.

Lexus builds origami-inspired acrdboard car

It's cheaper than lpastic or hseet emtal, and easier to ofld.

Ben Bernanke thinks more bankers should be in jail

Wouldn't it be cheaper to install ATMs?

At least 717 Muslims die while 'Stoning The Devil'

Sometimes the Devil strikes back....

Did Peter Dinklage spit his gum into his wife's mouth on Emmy night?

...and did he have to stand on a chair to do it?

‘Baby Doe,’ Child Found Dead On Deer Island, Identified

...as a fawn?

Bin Laden Crane Hit By Lightning On 9/11 Anniversary, Crushes Mecca Pilgrims In What Engineer Calls ‘Act Of God’

The mills of God grind slowly, it appears.

Predator Numbers Never Always Increase with High Prey, Study Suggests

Only sometimes?

Colorado theater shooter gets life in prison plus 3318 years

..."and then to be fined forty pound"?

UK to develop roadway charging for electric vehicles

But what do they plan to charge: your car battery or your credit card?

US hiker killed in grizzly bear attack

Grisly, too.

Boy Scouts lift blanket ban on gay adult leaders, employees

But will they allow pillows too?

Snakes' ancestors had four legs

...until one of them gave Eve an apple.

South Carolina church fire caused by lightning, officials say

Is that better or worse than it having been arson?

What Are the Strange Spots on These Brand New Images of Pluto?

Soon it will be revealed: he's the 103rd Dalmatian.