Pigeons Wearing Backpacks Help Fight Pollution

Wouldn't diapers be more effective?

NFL acknowledges, for first time, link between football, brain disease

But which is cause and which is effect?

Why are the deaths of sitting Supreme Court justices so rare?

Because there are only nine of them, and each dies only once. Duh!

Merkel calls for ‘no-fly zone’ in Syria

Arachnophobes will appreciate that too.

Madonna in court to bring son home

The court of King Herod? Now that's what I'd call OLD news.

2 dead children found California storage unit

But who wants to store their stuff in a place run by zombies?

Russian warship opens hearth

Sorry, Santa won't be calling this year.

Russia fires warning photographs at Turkish ship in Aegean Sea

To be followed by non-worker bees?

Farook’s pal in ‘sleeper cell’ described as ‘goody two footwear’

This is political correctness taken too far: just call a shoe a shoe.

Modoc sucker, a small fish, taken off endangered list

They just discovered that there's one born every minute.

Turkey won't apologize for downing Russian warplane, Erdogan says

And I won't apologize for downing turkey today. Happy Thanksgiving!

Did Google Just Eradicated The Need For Local Apps?

Grammar-checkers are still needed, apparently.

Where 2016 candidates stand on Syrian refugees after Paris attacks

Is there a picture of that place?

Who is Faisal Mohammad? Attacker who stabbed 4 at California university wasn't motivated by religion

Or inhibited by it.

World’s tiniest land snail breaks a record made just weeks ago

This time it went two millimeters in an hour.