Tuesday, March 15, 2016

Pigeons Wearing Backpacks Help Fight Pollution

Wouldn't diapers be more effective?

Monday, March 14, 2016

Thursday, February 18, 2016

Why are the deaths of sitting Supreme Court justices so rare?

Because there are only nine of them, and each dies only once. Duh!

Wednesday, February 17, 2016

Merkel calls for ‘no-fly zone’ in Syria

Arachnophobes will appreciate that too.

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Madonna in court to bring son home

The court of King Herod? Now that's what I'd call OLD news.

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

2 dead children found California storage unit

But who wants to store their stuff in a place run by zombies?

Sunday, December 13, 2015

Russian warship opens hearth

Sorry, Santa won't be calling this year.

Russia fires warning photographs at Turkish ship in Aegean Sea

To be followed by non-worker bees?

Saturday, December 12, 2015

Farook’s pal in ‘sleeper cell’ described as ‘goody two footwear’

This is political correctness taken too far: just call a shoe a shoe.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Modoc sucker, a small fish, taken off endangered list

They just discovered that there's one born every minute.

Thursday, November 26, 2015

Turkey won't apologize for downing Russian warplane, Erdogan says

And I won't apologize for downing turkey today. Happy Thanksgiving!

Sunday, November 22, 2015

Did Google Just Eradicated The Need For Local Apps?

Grammar-checkers are still needed, apparently.

Tuesday, November 17, 2015

Tuesday, November 3, 2015

World’s tiniest land snail breaks a record made just weeks ago

This time it went two millimeters in an hour.