'I was born without a womb, cervix and vagina'

Big deal. So are half the people in the world.

Migrant crisis: Pope due to visit Lesbos camp

Whatever turns him on...

Should we teach obscure presidents like Millard Fillmore?

He could have used a better education--but it's a bit late now.

Trump stands by aide after battery charge

How long does it take him to recharge?

London mayoral candidate Sadiq Khan lobbying for TfL monotony on commuter trains

Wouldn't that involve boring tunnels?

Fidel Castro says Obama’s ‘syrupy words’ were enough to cause a heart attack

Perhaps that was Obama's intent.

No One Knows What Happened to Japan's Lost $273 Million Black Hole Satellite

Maybe it found one.

Michelle Obama says she won't run for president

What else won't she do for him?

Pigeons Wearing Backpacks Help Fight Pollution

Wouldn't diapers be more effective?

NFL acknowledges, for first time, link between football, brain disease

But which is cause and which is effect?

Why are the deaths of sitting Supreme Court justices so rare?

Because there are only nine of them, and each dies only once. Duh!

Merkel calls for ‘no-fly zone’ in Syria

Arachnophobes will appreciate that too.

Madonna in court to bring son home

The court of King Herod? Now that's what I'd call OLD news.

2 dead children found California storage unit

But who wants to store their stuff in a place run by zombies?

Russian warship opens hearth

Sorry, Santa won't be calling this year.