Macron on Top After First Presidential Debate of French Race

And cedilla on the bottom?

Two Runners from Santa Monica Place in Marathon Top 10

Brazen cheating! Santa Monica Place is less than a mile from the finish line!

IRS granted Satanic cult tax-exempt status in 10 days, report says

It's just professional courtesy.

Many are furious at something Donald Trump just did

And the Pope is Catholic.

Great Barrier Reef will never be as pristine as it once was: scientists

But then, nothing ever is.

Trump Says `Troubled Person' Scaled White House Fence Friday

But they found him and returned him to the White House before he could get away.

What can husbands do to support A Day Without A Woman?

Send their wives away for the day, perhaps?

Strong Solar Storms Remove Electrons From Earth's Atmosphere: Research

It's good to have some positive news for a change.

U.S. Airport Pat-Downs Are About to Get More Invasive

Now to include pussy-grabbing?

Schwarzenegger on 'Celebrity Apprentice': I Quit

Better than "You're fired."

Only a war can boost President Trump's low approval ratings

Don't give him ideas.

Majority of Americans trust the media more than Trump: poll

So he trusts the media less than the median. What a surprise!

Trump Vows To Bring Price Of Mexico Border Wall ‘WAY DOWN!’

By having Mexicans build it?

As Bee Population Declines, Researchers Looking Into Drones To Pollinate Flowers

Worker drones? Wouldn't that be an oxymoron?

Inmate remains at large after six escape by removing toilet from jail wall

Prison officials have nothing to go on...