Statue of Liberty caught in White House immigration row

... and to be put on the next boat back to France.

Astronomers May Have Spotted The First Moon Outside of Our Solar System

Nice work. Now let's see them get it clean again.

Man accused of smuggling king cobras in potato chip cans

Weren't the spring-loaded paper snakes scary enough?

California man sentenced to 16 years in prison for killing 21 cats

That's just over one month per life taken.

US Adds Pressure on China to Reign in NKorea

So Trump is trying to start a war?

NASA wants to probe Uranus in search of gas

(No comment.)

Phytoplankton Have Turned The Bosphorus A Stunning Turquoise

How appropriate.

Fishermen accidentally catch world’s first two-headed porpoise

An accident? Or was it on porpoise?

Liverpool deaths: Three bodies found in John Lennon's former flat

Maxwell Edison should never have been paroled.

Muslim leaders refuse to say funeral prayers for London Bridge attackers

Will their severed heads be displayed on poles instead?

Giant sloth remains found in Los Angeles

That's because it's too lazy to get itself lost again.

Puerto Rico starts biggest ever US bankruptcy process

Now to be renamed Puerto Pobre?

Senator Becomes First To Breast-Feed On Floor Of Australia's Parliament

Wouldn't they let her use a chair?

Secret Service restricts public access to southern fence of White House after recent intruder

Build a wall?

Le Pen Ready to Be ‘Crucified’ for France as She Slides in Polls

Well, she chose the right day for it.